The quilt police have been and arrested Blooey for his wanton chewing of a flannel quilt and he has appeared in court and been sentenced.He was charged with causing irrepairable damage to e quilt by chewing on the edges(AKA binding).
Minimum sentence one week in quilt prison which involves housewook,cooking,gardening and purchasing wine and chocolate for the quilter victim.
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Any chance of parole?
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awww, I think he was framed!
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